Fartmachine

Yeah !! Finally named my blog.....Yes its called the fart machine...infact the eternal fart machine...Its all sbout things that we never think about....to start off with lemme introduce you to the name... why did I choose this name....Well.... Fart machine was not really available and so I had to settle down for myfartmachine....

...about farts... everyone does fart...do you remember the last time that you were walking throught the garden and you felt something uneasy slipping out of from in between the two of your lesser important cheeks...yes thats what we are talking about....there you go ...you remembered the time this happened....think a li'l more you'll remember more instances like this...

yes we are talking about none other than the fart defined by the websters as "the natural or intended expulsion of physically non harmful mixture of gases from the crack in your cheeks which are considered second to the ones you are currently thinking about" Now if youve imagined, even your favorite actors, although look great on screen , they have at some point in time fallen prey to farts. So its high time we accepted farting as socially safe activities. It definitely relieved the person involved. Although its effect on the surroundings have been debated over years in ones own mind....its very unfrotunate that such topics do not top the list of topics in onscreen debates.

Some lesse known facts about farts

On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
People fart the most in their sleep.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.