Thursday, October 18, 2007
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
And whats more...Even george bush farts
Yes, George Bush farts too and definitely with a good reason ! Remember, he said he would "Blow'em out of their holes", the taliban, Whether he will be able to blow the Taliban outta their holes is debatable but he sure knows how to blow it outta his hole...
He was awarded the most professioanl farter after three years of Britney reigning the Farting Chamionships.
and the research continues....
as i progressed through my journey of understanding farts, I decided to take a look at Wikipedia to understand what they had to say about farts. It's indeed a short form for Flatulence.
Fart is an English language vulgarism most commonly used in reference to flatulence. The word "fart" is generally considered unsuitable in a formal environment by modern English speakers, and it may be considered vulgar or offensive in some situations. Fart can be used as a noun or a verb.[1] The immediate roots are in the Middle English words "ferten", or "farten"; which is akin to the Old High German word "ferzan" meaning 'to break wind'. Other roots lie in old Norse, Greek and Sanskrit. The word "fart" has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations, including computing.
Fart is sometimes used as a nonspecific derogatory epithet, often to refer to 'an irritating or foolish person', and potentially an elderly person, described as an 'old fart'. This may be taken as an insult when used in the second or third person, but can potentially be a term of endearment, or an example of self deprecatory humour when used in the first person.[2]
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Fart is an English language vulgarism most commonly used in reference to flatulence. The word "fart" is generally considered unsuitable in a formal environment by modern English speakers, and it may be considered vulgar or offensive in some situations. Fart can be used as a noun or a verb.[1] The immediate roots are in the Middle English words "ferten", or "farten"; which is akin to the Old High German word "ferzan" meaning 'to break wind'. Other roots lie in old Norse, Greek and Sanskrit. The word "fart" has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations, including computing.
Fart is sometimes used as a nonspecific derogatory epithet, often to refer to 'an irritating or foolish person', and potentially an elderly person, described as an 'old fart'. This may be taken as an insult when used in the second or third person, but can potentially be a term of endearment, or an example of self deprecatory humour when used in the first person.[2]
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Monday, April 30, 2007
Fartmachine
Yeah !! Finally named my blog.....Yes its called the fart machine...infact the eternal fart machine...Its all sbout things that we never think about....to start off with lemme introduce you to the name... why did I choose this name....Well.... Fart machine was not really available and so I had to settle down for myfartmachine....
...about farts... everyone does fart...do you remember the last time that you were walking throught the garden and you felt something uneasy slipping out of from in between the two of your lesser important cheeks...yes thats what we are talking about....there you go ...you remembered the time this happened....think a li'l more you'll remember more instances like this...
yes we are talking about none other than the fart defined by the websters as "the natural or intended expulsion of physically non harmful mixture of gases from the crack in your cheeks which are considered second to the ones you are currently thinking about" Now if youve imagined, even your favorite actors, although look great on screen , they have at some point in time fallen prey to farts. So its high time we accepted farting as socially safe activities. It definitely relieved the person involved. Although its effect on the surroundings have been debated over years in ones own mind....its very unfrotunate that such topics do not top the list of topics in onscreen debates.
Some lesse known facts about farts
On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
People fart the most in their sleep.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.
...about farts... everyone does fart...do you remember the last time that you were walking throught the garden and you felt something uneasy slipping out of from in between the two of your lesser important cheeks...yes thats what we are talking about....there you go ...you remembered the time this happened....think a li'l more you'll remember more instances like this...
yes we are talking about none other than the fart defined by the websters as "the natural or intended expulsion of physically non harmful mixture of gases from the crack in your cheeks which are considered second to the ones you are currently thinking about" Now if youve imagined, even your favorite actors, although look great on screen , they have at some point in time fallen prey to farts. So its high time we accepted farting as socially safe activities. It definitely relieved the person involved. Although its effect on the surroundings have been debated over years in ones own mind....its very unfrotunate that such topics do not top the list of topics in onscreen debates.
Some lesse known facts about farts
On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
People fart the most in their sleep.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.
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